Proof In Pudding

27 Jan

The proof is in the pudding. NOT! The correct expression is “the proof of the pudding is in the eating”. “The proof is in the pudding” doesn’t even make sense, not in today’s enlightened world. The “pudding” has no inherent, truth-revealing qualities, any more than tea leaves or the viscera of a newly slaughtered goat has.

By eating the pudding, the qualities of the pudding are revealed to us. It’s science. Scientific method. Investigate, observe, experiment, conclude from evidence and facts.  Looking to pudding for proof is superstition. Christopher Hitchens would agree with me.

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Happy Fucking New Year!

31 Dec

Happy New Year. What’s so fucking happy about it? The world is going to hell in a handbasket. You know it. I know it. There’s nothing that can be done to prevent it due to human nature. Let’s all get high and/or drunk and carry on with our lives in miserable denial as our ship sails off the edge of the world.

I considered several images to illustrate the negativity of my message. Somehow this one appealed to me. My apologies to the artist for stealing it.

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My New HP TouchPad (yeah, I know they discontinued it).

26 Dec

So the little woman gave me a tablet PC for Winter Solstice, something my inner Luddite had sworn he never would agree to. But I turned on myself and I’m starting to get a little hooked and I have to learn a new lingo (remember I’m 52 y/o). Right now I need to figure out what a launcher is, then find out how to get that bar back at the bottom of the screen with the button that launched (really?) all those cool icons. Then I need an app killer (or so I’ve been told) and a thingy that speeds up the kernel, lol. Oh Lord, next thing you know I’ll be getting a smartphone.

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Christmas Tree Hunting In Norway

20 Dec

This is the traditional way of felling a tree for Christmas in Norway. And they say Americans are gun crazed. That was a pretty scrawny tree, if you ask me. Yet another reason to ban xmas.

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To Cut Or Not To Cut, That Is The Question

19 Dec

I remember listening to the right-wing religious “therapist” “Dr” Laura on the radio some time ago (yeah, I used to do that for laughs once in a while) having a rant about circumcision. Basically what she said was that anyone that was against cutting the skin was an anti-Semitic hate monger, not to mention grossly unhygienic and a possible disease carrier. “Dr” Laura, behind her facade of self-righteous religious moralism, has, as we all know, a history of posing for nudies, but I’m not going to hold that against her. Just thought I’d mention it.

Child being genitally mutilated.

"There's not much pain involved and they won't remember it when they grow up. My son cried more when he got his first hair cut." ~ Anonymous mohel.

According to statistics 70% of the current male population in America have been circumcised. Depending on how you count (synagogue affiliation or not), Jews only make up between approximately 1.5-2% of the population. So who hates the 103 million men that have been circumcised, but are not Jews, and why? I can’t imagine why “Dr” Laura even cares. First of all, she’s not a real Jew, and, more importantly, she doesn’t have a cock. I wonder what her stance would be if God had made a pact with Sarah that she should cut off her labia. Possibly converting to Judaism wouldn’t have been quite as tempting.

I don’t know if it’s more or less hygienic to be cut or uncut. I would assume that a circumcised, unwashed, dick would smell bad and maybe carry around some bacteria, so my advice would be to always wash down below, whether you’re skinned or not, at least if you have some hopes of ever getting a blowjob. Personally I have all the parts I was born with save for a few brain cells and maybe some hair. And yet I don’t hate circumcised men. Frankly I couldn’t care less about anybody’s cock but my own, and it’s staying just the way it is, thank you! Nor do I hate Jews, but I do have a strong dislike for one (fake) Jew in particular.

Reposted with kind permission from OGNDY.com.

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When I Was A Little Boy

18 Dec

When I was a little boy we didn’t have cable TV, and the TV we had was black and white. When I was a little boy there weren’t pedophiles lurking around every corner, so we walked to school. It was uphill both ways and the snow was always knee deep. When I was a little boy we didn’t have video games, so we went outside and played. With other kids. When I was a little boy we didn’t have Internet porn, so we had to learn about sex from Playboy and fumbling in the dark. When I was a little boy we didn’t have streaming Netflix, so we went to the movie theater. Today you can stand on top of Mount Everest and order pizza for takeout with your satellite phone, but it’s a fucking inconvenience if it takes more than 45 minutes to get it delivered.

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Newt Vs Hitler

18 Dec

Newt Gingrich wants the authority to fire judges he doesn’t like.

His recent popularity has gone to his head and he is now showing his true colors. I know it’s not PC anymore to compare politicians to Hitler, but I’ll do it anyway. If Newt becomes president we will soon see the first US dictator and it will be all downhill (very fast) from there. It’s really thoughtful of him to commit political suicide now, instead. That’s the difference between Newt and Hitler; Hitler had political acumen. Newt is just full of himself (ham).

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